White House Death Star

Sorry Vader, White House Won’t Build a Death Star
January 12th, 2013

The White House says building a Death Star would be an out-of-this-galaxy waste of money — not only because it’s against government policy to blow up planets, but also because the United States already has access to a space station as well as a laser-wielding space robot.

U.S. Govt Must Build a Death Star, or Give a Good Reason why it Won’t
December 13th, 2012

As a petition urging the US government to build a Death Star has acquired more than the required number of signatures for action, the White House now has to answer.

Internet Petitions White House to Build a Death Star by 2016
December 4th, 2012

Americans are trying to persuade the government to build a “Death Star” by 2016 to “strengthen our national defense.”