‘Zombie Apocalypse’: Government Denies Existence of Zombies Despite Cannibal Incidents
June 1st, 2012

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Thursday reassured the public that zombies don’t exist. The statement was released following a series of bizarre “cannibalistic” crimes that raised speculations that the zombie apocalypse has begun.

Alexander Kinyua, Maryland Student, Admits Eating Housemate’s Heart, Part of Brain
June 1st, 2012

A Maryland college student has admitted murdering and dismembering a man and then eating his heart and part of his brain.