G-Spirits Alcohol Poured over Breasts of Naked Models before Bottling [NSFW Video]

NEW YORK | Thursday, October 4th, 2012 4:30am EDT

A German company promises that ‘every drop’ of its liquor has been poured over the breasts of a naked glamour model.

G-Spirits, a liquor company, has released an ad for its limited-edition line of spirits, which assures customers that every single drop of spirits have been poured over naked breasts of models before bottling.

The Germany based company, started by a pair of former bartenders, claims that its principle is that liquor is about both taste and that “special feeling” one gets when drinking.

“For us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman,” the website states. “To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor.’

To that end, the booze brand is offering such spirits such as rums, whiskeys and vodkas, necessary for making a truly dirty martini.

As The New York Daily News writes, G-Spirits proudly claims that its barrel-aged whisky has been thoroughly splashed on the ample bosom of Alexa Varga, Hungary’s 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year.

The firm promises that for 139 euros every customer will find “its unbelievably versatile flavors range from roasted almonds, dried fruit, and toffee, to honey, vanilla, baked apples and cinnamon. Its finish is harmonic, well-balanced, spicy and long-lasting.”

G. Rum No. 1, an old sort of tropical rum, is stored in a cask of French oak for 10 years before being poured willingly over 23-year-old Amina Malakona’s breasts. G. Rum costs 129,00 € (about $166) a bottle.

The German company warns those who may delay in making up their minds to accept the amazing offer that the stock is limited to only 5,000 bottles that come with a certificate and original signature of the model and a guarantee that “every single drop” touched the model’s bare breasts.

By the way, all the bottles are sold with nude photos of the models in mid-dousing.  The spirits maker swears that its product is legit and that it is a stickler for health standards.

“We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process; furthermore, medical personnel are present to check it,” the company’s two founders insist.

“It’s not just the taste which makes you enjoy a drink fully. Good flavour is the basis, the conveying feeling, the highlight,” they added in their mission statement. “However, for us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman.”

According to The Huffington Post, a KTLA reporter said of the G-Spirits offer: “This is what really gives us men a bad name. Because there will be guys out there buying this stuff!”

Odditiy Central writer, however, appears shocked by the idea in a positive way, saying: “Until just a few minutes ago I thought the Naga Chilli Vodka was the hottest alcoholic drink in the world, but after seeing G-Spirits’ lineup, I’m just not sure anymore.”

He went on, adding: “I mean, I don’t care what you mix in your alcohol, it can’t possibly be as hot as whiskey that’s been poured on the chest of Alexa Varga, Hungary’s Playmate of the Year for 2012… this is probably the easiest way to get to second base with a beautiful girl…”

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