Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Reviewed By Three Old Ladies [Video]

The video shows three grandmas reviewing Kim Kardashian’s famous roll-in-the-hay with Ray J on the sex tape that launched the socialite’s fame into the pop culture stratosphere.

Trying to trace the roots of Kim Kardashian’s stardom, a group of charming grandmothers decided to watch her feature film, “Kim Kardashian: Superstar,” and tape their reaction to it.

The sex tape stars Kim and Ray J’s (“Ray J, who?”), one granny appropriately asks a question that nobody has the answer to) engaging in sexual acts while on vacation, writes The Daily Caller.

The trio’s reactions are adorable, unintentionally hilarious and slightly dirty. Mostly, the ladies are amazed by the size of Ray J’s manhood, causing one to utter the phrase, “There’s a saying: Once you go black you never go back.”

A few moments later, when the couple are apparently engaged in a less-traditional position, another granny exclaims, ”That’s Greek. That’s what the Greeks do.”

Sorry, Kim, but comments are really awesome: “The end is purple!”, “What’s taking him so long, he’s so young?”

Kim was a nobody when she made the sex tape with former boyfriend hip-hop singer Ray j. Four years ago, in February 2007, it suddenly leaked onto the Internet, and Kim became an overnight sensation, says The Improper.

However, Kim Kardashian’s mother revealed the socialite burst into tears after her infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J became public.

Speaking of the moment she found out about Kimmy’s sex tape, Kris Jenner recalled: “Kim told me, very seriously, ‘Mom, I need to talk to you’. She immediately burst into tears. ‘I made a tape with my boyfriend and it’s going to be released’.”

Jenner added: “Kim has always been the hopeless romantic — always dating various guys and falling for someone. But she never did drugs, never even drank, never did anything that could prove embarrassing to her.”

“I know for her to do something like that, completely sober, had to be an honest mistake. Still, all I could think about was how to stop the tape from being released.”

By the way, a mystery bidder apparently tried to purchase Kimmy and Ray J’s sex tape – which is owned by Vivid Entertainment after they reached an agreement with Kardashian in late April 2007 for $5million in return for keeping the rights.

Vivid Entertainment’s chief, Steve Hirsch was sent a letter from the bidder’s lawyer. It reportedly read: “I was approached by a private party who has asked us about looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.”

“The party we represent does not intend to distribute or broadcast the ‘tape’, but hopes to completely remove it from the market. We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms Kardashian.”

However, Steve Hirsch isn’t handing over the footage unless he gets a hefty payout. Responding to the letter, the chief told reporters: “Based on its long term value, it looks like $30 million would be a starting point for a discussion on all of the rights. I have no idea who is behind this offer … but If it’s Kim, I have a tremendous amount of respect for her. She has my number and can call me any time.”

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